cheesecurl:

i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow

breadboxes:

feithne:

brings this back

in three hundred years i hope this is the only video left in existence

best-of-funny:

haithinkimfunny:

queenestelle:

gothist:

GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS

at least you get accepted no matter what

that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day 

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jaclcfrost:

egggcorn:

jaclcfrost:

if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners

but that’s also usually the character that gets their own sub-fandom with dedicated fans and pretty cool fanart

however, that’s also usually the one character that dies

i was just like “oh yay”

but then

“not so much yay”

best-of-funny:

spinninghufflepuff:

darmonee:

SO THIS JUST HAPPENED. HOLY FUCK HELP ME FIND HER TUMBLR. HELP ME FIND HER. 

Do I hear wedding bells

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teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

kahtiihma:

the fuckING PENCIL SHARPENER ONE 

BRILLIANT THANK YOU

mystradedoodles:

This is so beautiful it hurts.